Strategy to have more clever speech

Think about what you are going to say... Now take all the key words and think of synonyms for those words. train yourself to do this within milliseconds.
Your words will radiate through their heads like vibrations on a spiderweb.

Puns are good if only used properly. Many puns challenge people to think more, which is enjoyed. And then some puns when placed properly, can actually be funny. Otherwise simple puns are a nag on the brain and should not be used.

Keep things simple and/or short as possible.